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Joke of the Day

"Where do you put a Jew with ADHD A concentration camp."

"Why couldn't OP make it as a standup comedian? Poor delivery."

"My sex life is like the internet. Full of lies"

"Did you hear about the new group my mom's in? D.A.M. (Moms against dyslexia)"

"Stephen Hawking finally published his new book. It's about time."

"Why does Hillary have sex with Bill first thing in the morning? Because she wants to be the First Lady."

"All my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second.."

"A horse walks into a bar. The other customers promptly get up and leave, seeing the potential danger in the situation"

"What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet? Very limited fonts."

"Wife :'Darling, look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits.' Hubby : It's a scarf!"