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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new group my mom's in? D.A.M. (Moms against dyslexia)"

"Son asks his father... Son: Dad, how do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your brother. Son: But I don't have a brother. Dad: Exactly."

"Subway's Jared Fogle sentenced to 15.6 years... Where his diet will be regulated to just 6 inchers."

"here's a cool tip for beating the heat this summer: don't go outside ever there's guys who will bring you pizza dumbass"

"A Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall... He breaks his nose."

"What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common? The pope died a virgin"

"What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common? They can't stop licking their paws."

"Girl: ""How do I look today?"" Bruno Mars: ""When I see your faceeee"" Girl: ""Ok ok I get it."""

"obama follow me on twitter"

"I had a friend... ... who wanted to do a project about youth in Asia. Unfortunately, the government pulled the plug on it."