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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new group my mom's in? D.A.M. (Moms against dyslexia)"

"No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking"

"My dog's pissed cos I buy him Senior food. He won't admit he's older now. So I scratch out the ""i"" on each can & tell him it's Mexican food."

"I wanna rock with you, but not all night. That's unrealistic."

"What did the ghost say to the bees? Boo Bees"

"Why do women spend less time in prison than men? Because a period ends a sentence."

"A Roman guy walks into a bar, raises two fingers, and says... ""I'll take five beers."""

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T LIST THOR AS AN EMERGENCY BACKUP?!?!"

"No bees were harmed in the making of my new short film, ""Bees on Fire: Screams from Inside a Hive""."

"What do you do when you see an Indian limping? Stop laughing and reload. (Sorry)"