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Joke of the Day

"What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet? Very limited fonts."

"How do you know if a hippo is in your oven? The door won't close"

"[Ghost Hunters] This ghost is a male, probably in his 40's -how'd u figure that out? He went bat shit crazy when we turned the thermostat up"

"""I'm not angry, just disappointed. You need to try harder. This is important! Do I make myself clear?"" ""Sorry, sir. Here's your ketchup."""

"If I've learned anything in life, it's that not enough people are at a loss for words."

"I'm no Peyton Manwich, but I'm not afraid of putting a little sports juice on my hands, bending over and hutting the ball to myself"

"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."

"Do you know why a gun is better than a wife? You can put a silencer on a gun."

"Why did the blonde tip-toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills."

"Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !"