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Joke of the Day

"Wife :'Darling, look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits.' Hubby : It's a scarf!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Filled with cream"

"Butler I've got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing serves him right."

"Everyone was texting her good morning sunshine, so I texted her ""good morning solar eclipse"" Yeah, don't do that."

"What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles? Electricity."

"What does a priest get when he wants pussy? Nun"

"[NSFW] What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts"

"Lenin, Hitler, and Stalin were in a plane crash. Who was saved? The Russian people"

"What do you call two ordinary ghosts? Paranormals."

"I'm working on a new adult film loosely based on ""Two girls, one cup"" but with a bondage theme... It's called ""I shit, you knot."""