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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink."
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"The Canadian version of Breaking Bad is kind of lame. It ends after he gets cancer and his treatment is totally paid for by the government."
"Did you know Elvis once worked at a dry cleaners? He specialized in treating denim. In particular, Elvis pressed Lees."
"""I am cleaning up my friends list"" should be changed to ""I'm notifying you that you should give me attention and argue your friendship level to me."""
"If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one."
"The U.S. if Trump wins"
"My girlfriend got mad and said she need some time and distance as she left the house crying... I still don't get it why she wants to calculate the velocity"
"Jehova's witnesses don't celebrate halloween I guess they just don't appreciate random people coming up and knocking on their doors."
"How is religion like a penis? You can have a penis, and you can be proud of your penis, but don't shove your penis in my face."
"The average American male... has a 5"" penis but says it's 7"". Anyways, close enough....or a perfect 5/7 story?"