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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink."

"Why don't Natives like snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."

"What do you call a jerk in the space program? Nasshole."

"So I just made a new awesome mod! $4 to download and plus new content coming next week for $5 more!"

"Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires."

"How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit fam."

"Most Viral Trend of 2014 Announced News just in: Most viral trend of 2014 formally announced: Ebola."

"Cops: You were driving while intoxicated Me: I was in no condition to walk"

"I don't like my new hair cut... But it's growing on me."