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Joke of the Day

"Kevin Hart said that he has turned down roles because the characters were gay, which is weird because I didn't think he knew the word ""no."""

"in these hard times, it's crucial to stay as positive as Charlie Sheen"

"I've got an old condom joke I wanted to share on Reddit with you guys... ...but it's already been used once."

"*gives you dictionary for your birthday* wow.. i don't know what to say ""that's why i bought it for you"""

"What's the difference between a baby and a politician? Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things."

"What's the difference between your mom and wine? With age, wine doesn't suck anymore."

"A seal walks into a club."

"Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!"

"A man proposes. A man goes down on his knees and proposes to her: *Marry Me... and Make me the Happiest Man in the World* Looking bewildered she replied: **You want Both !!!??**"

"America is still a British colony In England we speak English In France we speak French In Germany we speak German In China we speak Chinese In America we speak English *drops mic and leaves*"