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Joke of the Day

"Why do uniformed soldiers need to eat their fruits and vegetables? If they don't, they'll be irregulars."

"Did you hear about that psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? They're a small medium at large"

"A spider just crawled onto my keyboard. Don't worry, it's under ctrl."

"How excited are you, on a scale from 1 to white woman who just found out that this dinner party has sangria?"

"People say that all men think with their penises... Well if thats thats the case, I think BIG."

"A missionary came to my door asking if I could help with the floods in India. I said sure, but my garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway."

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw a light bulb I don't know but to screw a country it only takes one"

"What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs? Drool"

"My 85 year old Grandfather just burned me so hard... Me: ""Hey Pup, know what I've been thinking?"" Pup: ""Is that what I smell burning?"""

"Who is the brother of Juan Luna? Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD"