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Joke of the Day

"Who is the brother of Juan Luna? Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD"

"What did the Indian guy say to his mother before he left for his nearest city? ""Mumbai"""

"Twitter is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one."

"I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but... she needs a new Walker more than the Fast and Furious franchise."

"Keanu Reeves watching a Keanu Reeves movie trying to figure out how he's in two places at once."

"Yes Yes Yes !!! Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer."

"What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"

"If fake tans make you look more attractive then logically so will rolling your naked body in Cheetos dust."

"Why do politicians take laxatives? So that they can speak more fluently!"

"A vegan, a vaper, and a Pitbull owner walk into a bar... ...I'd tell you what they said but I have no idea because none of them would shut up."