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Joke of the Day
"What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs? Drool"
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"Knock Knock **Who's there?** You **You who?** Yoo hoo big summer blowout!"
"A gay guy wants a tattoo of truck on his penis... Tattoo artist asks ""What kind of truck do you want on it?"" Gay guy says ""It better be a 4x4 cause it's going to get muddy."""
"So I heard on the news that there was a school shooting in my city of Chicago. It must've been a slow news day."
"thought about a giraffe accidentally getting it's own long neck in a knot and i jus started cryin"
"Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks? Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating."
"In titanic Jack could of lived..... But Rose just like taking more wood than she should"
"Funny Fact Always happens to me : Study for one hour no one sees . But pick up mobile just for a second and MOM/DAD enters the room"
"When waiting for HIV test results, the main thing is to stay positive. Shamelessly based on a joke by /u/PS_FuckYouJenny"
"dear yahoo answers, i have a life question and i would like some bad advice and a link to a blog"