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Joke of the Day

"What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs? Drool"

"What's a specimen? A Spanish astronaut"

"I have an inferiority complex..... It's not a very good one, though."

"What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough? You're my life's devotion. I knead you!"

"Jealous of how pineapples always have cool hair."

"Feminism Nothing else. That's the joke."

"[Rappers job interview] Boss: What is your biggest weakness? Me: My rhyme game is weak. I can't speak. I'm a geek. Birds have feathers."

"Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did? He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone."

"Everyone suffering from diseases and natural disasters: hang in there, we're liking Facebook posts as fast as we can"

"How do you make a girl gain weight? Marry her."