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Joke of the Day

"I get so excited when Facebook tells me there are hot singles in my city who want to meet me. Maybe they want to babysit!"

"When does one plus one equal three? Nine months later."

"What do martial artist love to drink? WATAAA"

"What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus? Nailed it"

"I judge a book by it's cover when the cover is a picture worth 1000 words."

"He was a real gentlemen and always opened the fridge door for me"

"A boyfriend asks his girlfriend: ""What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"" ""Well, I don't know"" she answers shyly. ""OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."""

"Why are homosexuals usually so pale? Because there's no light in the closet. P.S: No, I'm not homophobic."

"If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights what happens?"

"Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs."