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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fat chick I fucked on the elevator? It was wrong on so many levels."
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"you call it the Irish Goodbye, I call it the I Never Wanted To Be Here In The First Place See You In Hell"
"What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch the other watches your snatch."
"did you hear about the ebola cure abola chicken noodle soup..."
"""Check, please!"" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table"
"Why i love redheads? Because if roof is rusty it's always wet in basement."
"I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure."" is one way to tell your kid that they're adopted."
"The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger."
"Just saw a guy sitting with a Blackberry and a newspaper. I think he was waiting for a horse."