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Joke of the Day
"I judge a book by it's cover when the cover is a picture worth 1000 words."
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"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!"
"Vodka is made from potatoes. Which means once upon a time, someone looked a potato and figured out how to drink it. Genius."
"Diet plan: make friends fatter"
"I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with because I have been tripping all week."
"We the People ~~We the People~~ We the electoral college"
"Why would Trump not lose any votes if he shot someone? Because he doesn't have any in the first place"
"Yo momma's pussay is like the white house: No bush, and there's a black guy in there now."
"My wife wants to have a kid... I bought her a goldfish and told her to wait a few million years."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house. (awkward silence) knock knock. (who's there?) The chicken. Feel free to try on your friends, its a good laugh."