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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado? A French Fried"

"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together! I was, like, OMg!"

"You can tell a lot about a person by how quickly they grab their phone back to make sure you don't scroll through the rest of their photos."

"This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution."

"Why couldn't the witch get pregnant? Her husband had a holloween-ie."

"Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea? Because Boston has all the cups!"

"I want to start a show about businesses in my neighborhood called, ""HOW IS IT STILL OPEN??!"""

"If you smoke while you're pregnant your baby comes out wearing a t-shirt and jeans looking cool as hell."

"What do you call someone who drinks too much water? An aquaholic..."

"If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans."