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Joke of the Day
"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together! I was, like, OMg!"
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"Girls are of two types.... Girls are of two types: 1. Boring 2. Interesting Boring are the ones who use umbrella even in sunlight; And Interesting are the ones who forget Umbrella at home during rain!"
"What's a slave's favorite type of music? House"
"Google Glass is the Segway of eyes."
"Teacher and student Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass? Student: I didn't even know they were catholics."
"Why did the Lebo die? Cause he was fullllly sik m8."
"What's the opposite of shell shock? Shell expectation"
"If life gives you Melons... ...you may have dyslexia. (not my joke, but fun all the same)"
"""I don't watch tv"" proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet."
"[school] Ok class, what was Abraham Lincoln most famous for doing? Billy? ""Abolishing slavery."" And... ""Slaying vampires."" Very good."