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Joke of the Day

"What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet? V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U."

"What ethnicity is Santa? North Poleish"

"Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!"

"The word ""defenestration"" means ""to throw someone out a window."" Which means this happens so often we needed a word for it."

"How do you make a dog drink? You put it in a blender."

"Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose."

"Why did the man get a job as a horse handler? He wanted stable employment"

"What do you give a girl who already has everything? Antibiotics"

"You don't have to be Crazy to be my friend!........But it sure helps!"

"Good news! I'm not a 30 year old virgin anymore! Happy birthday to me!"