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Joke of the Day
"What ethnicity is Santa? North Poleish"
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"I haven't talked to my wife for 18 months I don't like to interrupt her."
"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it didn't know it's porpoise in life. Thank you. Thank you."
"Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey? Bill Cosby"
"What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? Gee-I'm-a-tree!"
"I'm not racist, but black people sure were nicer before the civil rights movement."
"ST BERNARD DOG: [getting ready for work] Honey have you seen my barrel? WIFE: Which one? SBD: The little one I wear AROUND MY NECK EVERY DAY"
"Always tweet as if your unfollowers are watching."