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Joke of the Day

"These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it."

"I came last in a karate competition yesterday I was kicking myself!"

"I feel like I just won the lotto! Because I just paid the IRS a shit ton of tax."

"In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week. Easter is a bonne idee."

"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza can have meat and cheese."

"How do you confuse a straight person? Tell them they're straight."

"Some (Hopefully OC) poem I thought of while lounging around. There once was a man named Larry Whose stomach detested dairy He had ice cream Harmless it seemed But next afternoon he was buried"

"Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. I couldn't help but think, it would work much better on the front."

"GW... You can say what you want about the Boron but at least he Phosphorus. Also, in jokes the comics _did_ Barium. edit: Hope you get it, Bromine."

"wife: What's wrong? me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn't give me any brown crayons] Nothing"