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Joke of the Day

"wife: What's wrong? me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn't give me any brown crayons] Nothing"

"A hurricane is like a woman. When they come, they are wet, crazy, and wild. But when they leave, they take your house and your car."

"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything."

"Tarzan a un raton Que le dice Tarzan a un raton? - Tan pequeno y con bigote!. - Y que le dice el raton a Tarzan?. - Tan grandote y con panal!."

"Son: Dad, I'm gay. Dad: whatever floats your boat son. Son: what floats your boat dad? Dad: Buoyancy."

"What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter? Ptero-Dactyls"

"Man bumps into my shoulder ""You're lucky this isn't the Internet pal"""

"My head says ""go to the gym"" but my heart says, ""stay on the internet forever and eat!"""

"I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested."

"All about a Girl and you...! If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"