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Joke of the Day

"Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. I couldn't help but think, it would work much better on the front."

"Twiter helps me keep my finger on the pulse of what today's youth is jazzing & vibing to. #hip #relevant"

"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and... A lifetime ban from the New York City zoo."

"Q. What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas? A. Betty White."

"I always ware my Seahawks jersey on test day... Because i know ill pass even if i shouldn't"

"My wife was almost killed by a clock today, it fell onto the chair just as she stood up. Damn clock was always too slow."

"How do frat boys cut down trees? With a sah, dude"

"How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House? All right, all right, all right.."

"We've all been there. In your mom, that is."

"A Physics Joke Atoms are very hard to entertain. Only if you approach them with exactly the right energy they get excited."