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Joke of the Day

"Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. I couldn't help but think, it would work much better on the front."

"At last I've managed to find my girlfriend's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it all the time?"

"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? All that was left was de-Brie"

"Today's rappers are lame they're unable to walk normally because of an injury or illness affecting the leg or foot."

"Sorry I interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance"

"Why are teenage girls so odd? Because they can't even"

"How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision? Nothing, he just keeps the tips."

"My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag. I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? Some people are against shooting guns."

"Luke use the father - Nuke I am your force Yay twist on words, so funneh. My friends says i'm hilarous."