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Joke of the Day
"What does C3PO stand for? Because he's got rusty knees."
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"Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20 Me: What"
"Ate at some place called Spaghetteria and let's just say it gave me diaghetti."
"There is a man with a friend who is a ninja.... The man asks, ""Ninja, can you help me out with this lightbulb?"" The ninja replies ""Shur-i-ken!"""
"Fact: Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the jeans."
"Shock me, say something intelligent."
"I put on real clothes today. What more can my boss want from me?"
"How to survive a beat attack Run faster than your wife and kids"
"What happened to the clock that was still hungry? It went back 4 seconds."
"How many potatoes a day will make you fat? 00000"