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Joke of the Day

"I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award."

"A Priest, Rapist, Pedophile Walks into a bar He orders a drink.."

"What's the difference between pussy and mashed potatoes Mashed potatoes don't make their own gravy"

"I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks, St Patrick"

"Your penis is so small it could fit inside a 1948 donut hole"

"What do you call a nut? What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? My dick in your mouth"

"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend asks you to go deeper and you ran out of poems?"

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady."

"I recommend everyone to go swimming with piranhas. It's a once in a lifetime experience."

"Two clowns capture a clown and drag him back to their village. As they're eating the clown one cannibal asks the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""