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Joke of the Day

"I once got a ride home from the pizza guy by ordering 1 pizza to be delivered to the bar and 1 to my house. Pretty sure i deserve an award."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"

"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"

"My dog kept me awake all night. Dreadful diarrhoea. Don't think I cooked him properly."

"What do you call a prostitute that has sex for free? A priest."

"I bet there would be a lot more wars if there weren't boobs. I haven't seen a boob in 2 days and I'm ready to kill someone."

"Why was Les miserable? He was French."

"When the professor starts off the semester asking ""Why are you here?"" So I can get a job."

"What do you call two gay black guys? An Oreo cookie."

"A Chinese couple, Jane and Jack Wong, was killed by the White Walkers but never came back to life .. .. because ""two wongs don't make a wight [1]"" [1] http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wights"