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Joke of the Day

"So I met a terrorist the other day and asked him about his ethnicity. You wanna know what he said? I don't know, by then I ran."

"What's Snoop Dogs favorite type of weather? Drizzle"

"How Do U Kill A Retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""

"I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I only had to do it like 3 times a week. This every day thing is overkill."

"Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle."

"What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar? They thought it was called ""The Leo Movie""."

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? They're full of Iraqi semen."

"My gf asked me if I'm cumin I said no, 'cause your papwreaksa"

"How do pigs gets to hospital? In a hambulance"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffe before it was cool."