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Joke of the Day

"Weird; People in my office have started naming the food in the company fridge. Today I ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin."

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"A chemistry joke. Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve noble gases in here."" Helium doesn't react."
"Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette... ... The sixth one loves it to death."
"My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. I told them they're lazy."
"Why is Biotite the hottest mineral? Excellent cleavage."
"*sees burglar *throws flashlight at him *misses *throws another *misses *throws another *misses *throws another Burglar: WTF Me: COSTCO"
"I asked my German professor... ...""can you tell me how many credit hours of German this school offers?"" She replied, ""nine."" ""Well, thanks anyways,"" I said."
"Some say I'm a man of many talents. It's not true... I'm a man of one talent - I'm good at everything. *i'll see my self out*"
"Where do you weigh a whale? At a whale weigh station"
"Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes? Because they never get a reaction."
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