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Joke of the Day

"The past, present, and future walked into a bar... It was tense."

"What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!"

"Can we stop calling actors ""brave""? ""I cant believe he had the courage to play dress up pretend time make believe"""

"You can now experience skydiving without a parachute! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!"

"30% of Republican primary voters nationally say they support bombing Agrabah. Agrabah is the country from Aladdin. #NotTheOnion"

"Which doctors suffer the highest rates of depression and suicide? Dentists. They are down in the mouth all day."

"What do California zombies eat? Graaaiiins."

"office joke It's amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, ""You look so gorgeous, I didn't recognize you."""

"What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!"

"being a writer is a great job if you love looking at a blinking cursor and wishing you were dead."