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Joke of the Day

"Really stupid math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"

"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew? All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish"

"How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it over"

"What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites? The laundromat."

"I teased Peyton Manning so he broke my phone. Now it'll never go past one ring...."

"ALERT At 9:20am, I lost an apostrophe. Last seen in the word ""Let's"". If you see it, please send it home. Its tweet misses it."

"I was going to be a banker... But I lost interest"

"Hey grocery store cashiers that try to guess what we're going to cook- Shut up."

"I'm an expert at dating After all, I work in the calendar factory 12 hours a day"

"I like my women like I like my joke formats: worn out from overuse."