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Joke of the Day

"Really stupid math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"

"What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey? ""I guess you aren't up to par"""

"I asked my Nan what she wanted for Christmas. ""Something from the Body Shop please,"" she replied..... Hope she's got enough room in the flat for the front wing off a Mondeo."

"What's Bill Clintons favorite holiday? According to Lewinsky... Happy Employee Appreciation Day!"

"I'm not a cyber-bully but I did change my WiFi network name to ""I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE GOOGLING STEVE"". Sleep well neighbor. Sleep well."

"I was makin out with a cute girl but it got ruined when she ran her hand up my leg and squeezed all the spaghetti out of my pocket"

"Me: I don't feel well Mom: Did you eat the plastic fruit again, Gigi? Me: No Mom: ... Me: ... Mom: ... Me: *throws up plastic banana*"

"Tried to slide a cup towards me across the table. The cup fell over instead. I blame friction."

"You know what's pretty cool? A cellar :)"

"What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common? They pay their debts on time."