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Joke of the Day
"If you don't need to change shirts after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right."
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"A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos... *poof*... He disappeared without a tres"
"Why is leather armor best for sneaking? It's literally made of hide."
"Mules... are SO half-assed."
"A scared look and a ""let me go google that"" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist."
"Why did the motorcycle fall asleep? It was two-tired."
"I love pteradons They're my favorite dinosoars."
"Why the chicken cross the road? To look for his cock."
"Whats the problem with feminist picnics ? None of them make the sandwiches."
"What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat."