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Joke of the Day

"*i get on a rollercoaster with my washing machine* ""Hold tight son...WAIT! If u are here then.."" *son is at home w/ a mouth full of laundry*"

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like ""hey thanks"" and I'm like ""I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community"""

"""If you don't let the Jews go, I will find you. I will kill you."" Liam Neeson returns in... TAKEN 3: SCHINDLER'S PISSED (Summer 2015)"

"How do you write ""DO NOT TOUCH"" in braille ?"

"What do you call an indentured servant hired specifically to cut meat for you? A *Filet Minion*."

"If I had 2 fish I would name them 1 and 2 so if 1 died I would still have 2."

"what do British people say when Satan is on his period? Bloody Hell!!!"

"What is Wun-Wun's favorite activity? Taekwundo."

"What's the easiest part about eating Jews for dinner? They're pre cooked"

"I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today when I read the warning label and it said not to. I was shocked."