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Joke of the Day

"I hope Rand Paul doesn't pick Scott Walker as his VP I have a feeling Paul/Walker would crash and burn. Edit: thanks for the gold! It's my first!"

"Hear about the blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus Burned her lips on the exhaust pipe"

"Why is Perfume so cheap? Because its only worth one scent!"

"Get the sand out your vagina. if you loose a player match and don't want your rematch bcuz your too pussy, why still try and talk shit xD."

"Foreigners suck... They blatantly disregard the ""i before e except after c"" rule."

"People are like snowflakes. Individually small and ineffective, but if we work together we can make my step dad crash his car into a tree."

"A vegan, an atheist, and a CrossFit enthusiast walk into a bar. I only know because they wouldn't shut the fuck up about it."

"OMG another Chilean just got voted out of the mine, can't wait to see who wins"

"What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution"

"A clown was killed today after his baggy suit caught on the wheels of a passing truck; Newspapers report he was simply a victim of circus pants."