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Joke of the Day

"I'm just a regular guy, putting on my Capri pants 3/4 leg at a time."

"""That'll be $147,382."" - The cab driver after taking Will Smith from Philadelphia to Bel Air."

"I don't know what I would do if I got to Greece... ...and couldn't get a single gyro."

"What can you use to fill your butt crack? Ass-fault"

"*Tinkerbell sprinkling pixie dust* Remember Peter, give me a call if it last longer than 4 hours."

"I told my dentist I wanted whiter teeth so he named them all Bryce and moved them to a gated community."

"What did the pirate captain say to the sucker fish he hired to clean his ship? Suck my *DECK*!!!"

"Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now"

"My son went over to a friend's house & his Mom asked when we wanted him home. From her expression I think she was expecting a time, not day."

"I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but I found it too loud."