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Joke of the Day

"How does batman order his iced water? ""Can I get that..Just ice"""

"What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off? Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle."

"A physicist sees a man about to jump off from the top of Sears Tower... He yells to him ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"I get you, anti-evolution people. I'm too lazy to learn science too."

"WIFE: I can't believe you ruined my birthday yesterday ME: What a load of bollocks, Karen. I didn't even know it was your birthday"

"Young boy: Mommy, Mommy I can't stop spinning in circles! Mommy: Shut up, or I will nail your other foot to the floor too!"

"ME: *sees a puppy* BRAIN: Your backpack could fit a puppy."

"did you hear about the rock and roll fishmonger? they sell skate, mackerel and roe."

"The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer."

"What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak."