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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you teach Android grammar? A droid"

"Who has the most karma on Reddit? Buddha."

"Small office joke My office is so small that when my feet are under my desk I trip people walking down the hall!"

"I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought ""what would Jesus do?"" ... so I turned it into wine."

"If meat is murder... ...then is cake battery?"

"What's a mailmans favorite organ? Da Liver"

"What do doctors do with the foreskins from circumcisions? Sell them to gay guys as chewing gum."

"I woke up to a blow job this morning... That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open."

"A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death... His report details it as being ""pretty sketchy."" I'll leave now..."

"Why did the werewolf become a proctologist? He only has to work on full moons"