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Joke of the Day
"Why did the werewolf become a proctologist? He only has to work on full moons"
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"BATMAN: I am the guardian of the night SPIDERMAN: With great power comes great responsibility CATWOMAN: Guys, help, I'm stuck in a tree"
"I went to see a therapist. I said, ""I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman."" He said, ""Right. Just pull your pants down for me."" I said, ""No."" He said, ""You're a woman."""
"Me: Take my pic *hands him camera & giggles* Him: What's funny? Me: Nothing. Him: *presses button, explodes, dies* Me: Ha! Photo bombed!"
"What's Hillary Clinton's favourite question? How much to make this go away?"
"No matter how kind you are german kids are Kinder"
"How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs? Indeterminate"
"What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock? Ewe, crank that soldier boy!"
"If I were Russian I'd be Vladimir Poopin"
"I was trying to work out which of the Thai girls at a bar was actually a girl, and got it embarrassingly wrong... ...I felt such a dick."