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Joke of the Day

"Why did the werewolf become a proctologist? He only has to work on full moons"

"how do you start a rave in Ethiopia? you put a piece of bread on the ceiling"

"What do stoners ride to school? The cannibus"

"Two men walk into a bar... ... but a third man ducks."

"The iPad 2 will be released on March 11th. Of course, as a celebrity, I'm already using my complimentary iPad 7. The screen touches ME!"

"My dentist asked me if I had a problem with my gums bleeding. You'd have to be really laid back to not have a problem with that."

"Damn gurrrl, is that chocolate on your face? *licks face* Damn gurrrl, that is not chocolate on your face."

"Last night I tried a new Thai restaurant. It was nice... They had a pick your own kitten cage on the counter."

"Fairly Fairness A butch, a bitch and a snitch all come together at the ""Pretty Rainbow People Bar."" The Butch complains, ""ugh all those itches"" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D FUKKEN LOLZ Downvote for cash!"

"3 men go to a strawberry stand... they buy some strawberries. They get stomach aches from eating the strawberries. They put on their hats and go off to work with stomach aches"