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Joke of the Day

"A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death... His report details it as being ""pretty sketchy."" I'll leave now..."

"Ten years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."

"Near-beer is like going down on your sister.. It may taste the same, but it aint right."

"Doctors say that one piece of bacon takes 9 minutes off of your life. That has to be most delicious form of suicide I have ever heard."

"Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism? Because you might get Sikh"

"What kind of key gets shit done? A do key."

"I just had a meeting with John It was stressful and hes full of shit."

"19 and 20 got in a fight 21"

"I was telling my friend in London a joke... ...but I wasn't sure it would translate well into English."

"My mom just put a pic on Facebook that says, ""Share if your daughter is beautiful AND smart."" She tagged my sister."