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Joke of the Day

"What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !"

"I want to die of natural causes like being stabbed to death by a rainforest."

"If Johnny Cash were alive today. He'd probably just be known as Johnny Credit/Debit."

"When I woke up this morning I was like, ""I really can't stay"" but my bed was like, ""Baby, it's cold outside."""

"After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs. If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me."

"What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues? Underlay! Underlay!"

"Police officers are really sore losers when you race them"

"Anal sex is like broccoli If you're forced to have it as a kid, yo won't enjoy it as an adult."

"Every day, I win arguments from 10 years ago in the shower."

"Joke that will piss off any feminists how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None that's a man's job."