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Joke of the Day
"If Johnny Cash were alive today. He'd probably just be known as Johnny Credit/Debit."
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"Bought a Muslim sex doll today It blows itself up."
"My mother never attempted to wean me off of breast feeding. Just cut me off entirely one day... ...as if that first year of college wasn't difficult enough."
"Feeling pretty tough lately and thinking about joining a gang. Any of you guys need an accountant?"
"Sar-Chasm (noun) When you're joking, but everyone thinks you're being serious, you've fallen into the sar-chasm."
"After 4 months, I lost 270 pounds Now she's my ex-wife"
"Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones."
"A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him."
"Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? Eh nevermind, I'll just skip it."
"Saw this guy having engine troubles with his smart car. So I got out my son's legos and built him a new one. I'm such a giver"