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Joke of the Day
"whats the deal with shemales? you don't call them she, and they're not male"
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"My Boyfriend hates it when we role play and I'm the Doctor cause I make him wait 3 hours bill him then send in a med student named Chad."
"Why does snoop dog need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle...."
"""We have here the results of your fraternity test."" (*opens envelope*) ""Kyle... You are NOT the bro!"""
"I stopped carrying my phone in my shirt pocket, because every time it vibrated my first thought was: Heart attack!"
"Harambe Memes died just like Harambe himself... When the little kids jumped in."
"Muslim: I do not eat bacon. Jew: I do not eat bacon. Me: I will have their bacon."
"My cat knocked my phone into the toilet so now I have to shop for a new cat."
"""Sorry, her father is a pterodactyl"" - me with the screeching baby in the grocery store."
"I have a joke about this site... never mind you probably reddit"