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Joke of the Day

"whats the deal with shemales? you don't call them she, and they're not male"

"Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors."

"I've decided to avoid Turkey this Thanksgiving... Way too close to Syria."

"What does it look like when you microwave a baby? Not sure, I close my eyes when I masturbate"

"If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?"

"Before the invention of the hose, firefighters had to put fires out with their fists."

"Cinderella walks into a bar... ""I'd like a glass of shoes, please"""

"I feel more comfortable in your arms than anywhere else ~Conversations I have with my couch"

"In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old. Don't be ignorant."

"What's an emo's favorite file type? .rar"