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Joke of the Day

"What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits? Make it sew number 1!"

"GUIDE TO BEING BATMAN: 1. Lose parents, inherit everything 2. Let people get murdered 3. Never murder the Joker cause he's the best at puns"

"Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse? They couldn't fit."

"What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day."

"When 3 people have sex, it's called a threesome... When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. Now I understand why they call me handsome."

"HOW DO I CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT I'M NOT UPSET SOMEONE STOLE MY CAPS LOCK KEY?"

"What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles? Stumped"

"Why were the bakers hands brown? He kneaded a poo"

"I use to be addicted to the Hokie Pokie.... but I turned myself around."

"I saw this ad in a window that said: ""TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full!"" I thought to myself, ""I can't turn that down!"""