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Joke of the Day

"I do not have an OCD over tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."

"My daughter's been seeing someone called Jim. Only for an hour each time, always in sports gear and often sweaty afterwards. I don't approve"

"I once saw this funny porno.. I was laughing so hard."

"Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders? He doesn't want to feel the Bern."

"I heard they were putting Rosa Parks on the new $20 bill The $20 bill will be worth $15"

"My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly. ~Superglue, probably.."

"I built a castle, but it turned out bad I guess I didn't put in much ef-fort"

"A man sat on a baguette pointy end up. He claimed it was ""a pain in the ass""."

"Everyone should invest in silent comedy. After all, mime *is* money."

"""Can you believe that after all that shit they're still together?"" Who? ""My buttcheeks."""