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Joke of the Day
"Say what you will about prostitutes... ...those guys are fucking professionals."
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"Imagine me in bed. Wrong. Wetter. Wrong again. Wetter. Wrong AGAIN! Soaking wet. This leaky roof is gonna cost me a fortune to fix!"
"Just watched 7 hours of the Inside of my Eyelids Channel. Lotta black shows."
"Jews don't recognise Jesus Protestants don't recognise the Pope Baptists don't recognise each other at the liquor store"
"Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet? Because it was a sewer side mission!"
"Write a quickly escalating inappropriate joke"
"Ive been told I'm not ambitious enough.... I've been told I'm not ambitious enough. If only there was an olympic sport for being a lazy bastard. That bronze medal would be mine."
"Nice job, whoever chose the word ""monosyllabic"" for that."
"I want a woman for our president. Like the one we got for Bill."
"Me (said to my friend over the phone): ""Is it just me... ...or is someone walking behind me""? Friend: ""No, it's just you""."