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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy is 13 to come on his face."

"[job interview] ""So we'll call you & let you know. Do you have any questions?"" Yes, can you text me instead to let me know?"

"[heaven's IT department] Ok, I see why your computer's crashing. Have you been closing doors again? God: Yes, why? Too many open windows"

"Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? A: Use tomato paste."

"How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas? he raps his presents"

"How Wonderful Did you hear the story of the man that had the great honor of being crushed by a steam roller? He was flattered"

"Making a good baby joke is easy But the delivery is a bitch."

"You know what I hate? Indian givers... ..no wait, I take that back."

"Can you guys give me the names of some famous athletes and prisoners? I'm making a pros and cons list."

"Why was Yoda afraid of 9? Because 10 9 8"