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Joke of the Day

"It was recently revealed that 25% of women are being treated for mental illness. Scary shit. It means 75% are running around untreated."

"What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? Your ears"

"*gets called abnormal* *checks for normal abs*"

"Why do indegionous people dislike snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."

"Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you."

"Made in ....... In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China."

"Man, I sure am mad about the rising bullet prices... Now I get less bang for my buck!"

"Engineers To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, some idiots used a glass that's twice as big than necessary."

"Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Thousands of souls were lost"

"What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards"