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Joke of the Day
"Rams>Cowboys Coincidence ?"
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"5: Daddy, can we go get ice cream? Me: I don't see why not. 5: Mommy said I couldn't. M: Hey, there's the why not."
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"the best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of YOUR OWN sentence. that way, they never suspect you hung up on them."
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"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!"
"A fat guy walks into a bar [deleted]"
"How do you kill a troll? Take away its internet access."
"My husband just left town for a work trip. I didn't want him to miss out on anything so I made him a mixtape of the kids whining."
"You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score."