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Joke of the Day
"I don't have a Fitbit. But I have a couple of fat bits."
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"What did the dog say to the tree? Bark"
"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter because they can't change anything."
"Who was the worlds first capenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."
"They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer."
"How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !"
"If youre ever cold, stand in a corner. Most corners are 90 degrees."
"My favorite knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there"" ""I eat mop"" ""I eat mop who?"" *Laughter and pointing*"
"How does a man on a moon get his haircut? Eclipse it."