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Joke of the Day
"What did the dog say to the tree? Bark"
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"Hey beautiful, is your Dad in prison? Because if I was your Father I would be.."
"What saddens me is that I'll never be able to murder anyone who uses ""Not with that attitude"" as a counterargument to negativity."
"Legends don't die... I am a living example!"
"Wife's Dream! Wife: ""In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."" Husband: ""I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."""
"Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't mate in captivity? He had a reptile disfunction."
"My mum was killed by cancer... Wait no, my dad was a Sagittarius."
"What do you call a Jewish man's scrotum? Goldman Sachs"
"I'm not sure what the first church on the moon will look like... But I'm sure the mass will be the same."
"Some people came to my door asking for donations to the local pool. So I went and poured them a glass of water."