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Joke of the Day
"If youre ever cold, stand in a corner. Most corners are 90 degrees."
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"It's best not to piss off someone with Multiple Personalities You never know how many enemies you're making"
"So a ion walks into a bar... So an ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender, ""hey I may have lost an electron."" Bartender asks in reply, ""are you sure?"" Ion answers, ""yeah, I'm positive."""
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn."
"What do you call a female peacock...? A peacunt"
"Dear Apple, Sorry to hear that you're still figuring out how cell phones work."
"What do you call a hot chick in Boston? A tourist"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on him."
"[looking at an old pic of me and my wife in college] Me: Wow, you used to be hot Wife: *death glare* Me: ...but not as hot as you are now"
"What did the Gay techie say? I do queries."