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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter because they can't change anything."

"That pie smells so good I jizzed in my pants... I guess you could say I came to my senses."

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's."

"A lot of people like to smoke ciggarettes after sex. But you can't buy ciggarettes until you're 16. So I have to get them for both of us"

"My wife told me her sock had a hole in it. ""Darn it!"" I replied."

"I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal."

"Tell women at the bar you are the lead singer of Train. There's no way they can know your lying."

"Well, the rock star decided to settle down and become a fisherman His new slogan is, ""Come down to Bon Jovi's Anchovies!"""

"Here's my Bruce Jenner joke I made a joke"

"Dorothy: We have to see the wonderful Wizard of Oz Toto: OK but I wouldn't make a song and dance about it Dorothy: [inhaling] Toto: FFS"