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Joke of the Day
"Where do minions shop? Banana Republic"
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"A guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap... Doctor: ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"My Dad's cat had a hernia operation The cat was laying there next to next to me and I asked "" What did they sew you up with?"" My Dad laughing so hard - as he said ""That's not funny!"" [Cat Gut]"
"What do you call a baby Cosmonaut? Yuri Googoogagarin. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out..."
"You've really gotta hand it to short people because we usually can't reach it anyway"
"I Need a Drink"
"People who put the punchline in the title What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"
"What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument? The Whore-Monica"
"Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight? The Thai fighter"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!"