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Joke of the Day

"Twitter addiction A man goes to his doctor and says: -Doctor, I think i am addicted to Twitter. -Eh,sorry...I don't follow you."

"and on the 8th day god created drugs and everybody was like ""thanks god you're the shit"""

"When people say ""May I ask who's calling?"" I like to say ""Sure, go ahead."""

"Red Fern Q: Where does the red fern grow? A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!"

"What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring? Sinkhole de Mayo"

"What's the difference between a woman and a gun You can put a silencer on a gun"

"Can someone please explain this joke to me ""It shoulds be spelled 'colllllllllllllege cause ive taken far more than 2 L's"" My friend sais L means loses but loses of what"

"What is another word for Pokemon? A Rastafarian Proctologist"

"Accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat today & I was scared to tell him to his face so I left a note saying ""curiosity was here"""

"You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low key vibe, a breezy sense of humour, a nice beard, duct tape, and a baseball bat."