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Joke of the Day

"Michael Jackson, Ted Kennedy, and Osama bin Laden walk into a bar... you fill in the punch line."

"What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs? Pai-Ling"

"If an airplane from West Africa was flying during the Northern Lights, and there was a sick passenger onboard... ...would it be Aurora Ebola-alis?"

"What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy? Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party"

"MOVIE LINES Don't you hate it when you have to wait in lines I wanted to see a movie the other day and the line was huge. Next time I'm going to download off the internet."

"What's a cats favorite thing to read? A CATalog"

"Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt"

"I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?"

"Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?"

"Got robbed. Someone broke into my house, stole my stuff, but then replaced everything with an exact replica. I pointed this out to my closest friend, and he went, ""Have we met?""."