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Joke of the Day
"Go ahead and assume it's a banana; I'm rarely that happy to see anyone."
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"My grandpa has the heart of a lion... ...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."
"Remember: Life isn't about having amazing experiences, it's about making mediocre experiences look awesome on Facebook."
"How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb."
"What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree? You wave!"
"I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version... Nobody expects the Spanish text edition."
"Kik you? Like what? In the face?"
"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call a pink tractor? Ans: A cunt-tractor (contractor)"
"but sir, if a picture is worth a thousamd words then i dont understamd why my essay cant just be 4 or 5 emojis"
"Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side bitten off by a shark? He's all right now."